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Svalbard

GOD DAMMIT NORWAY! THAT IS A PANDA BEAR!

Svalbard, a minor character who represents a Norwegian archipelago located above the Arctic Circle, is Norway's twin brother. They are easy to tell apart, however Svalbard has darker hair (indicating that they are probably fraternal rather than identical twins), grows thick muttonchop sideburns, and has a huge scar running down the middle of his face. He is always shown wearing a parka, sometimes with the design of the Norwegian flag and sometimes with the unofficial Svalbard flag.

He probably acquired the scar in a polar bear attack. His home has a lot of aggressive polar bears, and he always carries a hunting rifle for protection and requires visitors to carry their own. They may be an endangered species, but he won't hesitate to shoot one if it threatens a person. On the whole, he is serious, pragmatic, and prefers living alone in his harsh environment to dealing with human drama.