Greenland is depicted with tan skin, slit-shaped eyes, and short, straight, very dark brown hair. He wears a long-sleeved shirt with the Greenlandic flag on it, dark pants, and white boots. On occasion, Denmark makes him wear a costume, such as Santa Claus or one of the Olsen Brothers.
- "Go fuck yourself Denmark! You ruined my life! I've told you I don't want to hang with you anymore!"
- "I hate you, Denmark. Why did you drag me here? I don't want to do this."
- "Of all your stupid ideas, Denmark..."